It’s not just the Pyramids.
Broadview, TN—Samuel Marsh, a local muzzleloader enthusiast, was subdued in the Mossy Fern Shopping Center by a store greeter on Monday afternoon in what police describe as a “failed mass shooting.”
I dated Brad Pitt at 18. Built my own multiverse phase shifter by 23. At the age of 25, I was betrothed to the Emperor of the Americas. Now, I’m quitting him for good.
Remember, most Arkansas State Senators prefer to avoid contact with constituents, and any Arkansas State Senator you do see is probably just as frightened as you are!
Our campus has never been safer from professors and our football team is poised to win the Big Ten.
Clifford mourns Norman Birdwell, his original master, who died on Friday, December 12th at the age of 357 dog years.
Learn how God shared the Ten Commandments with Moses.
Niobe. She just couldn’t keep her damn mouth shut.
Yes, I’m down the hall from David Gilmour. Each week students stop by my office with names like questions escaping their mouths. Oates? Atwood? Munro?
Hogsmeade, Scotland—In a move sure to shake up the wizarding world, Hogwarts will launch it’s first MOOC (massively open otherworldly course) this year.